Funny Quotes

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  I Dust My Shelves But My Books Are Still Dirty • Inked Girl

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  I Got A Pair Of Jumper Cables Since You Always Like To Start Shit

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  I like My Coffee Cold Like My Enemies

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  I Run On………

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  I Sprinkle F*** In Every Sentence Likes It’s Parsley

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  I wanna be nice but then bitches happen

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  I Will Stab You

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  I’m A Fucking Ray Of Sunshine

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  I’m A Multitasker

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  I’m Not A Hot Mess

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  I’m Not Rude I Just Have The Balls To Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

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  I’m Not Rude I’m Honest 

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  I’m Sorry If You Find My Resting Bitch Face Intimidating I’m Actually A Fucking Delight

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  If My Mouth Doesn’t Say…..(Sunflowers)

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  If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness …. Try Poison

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  In My Bad Mom Era

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